Let’s play a guessing game.
Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C CWho am I talking about?
oh my god
what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions
That feeling when not sure if you actually have free time or are in complete denial about having to write all of the things
This professor gets extra credit.
If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
Starting the day with an Otter
Oh. My. God.
It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them
sound on
(via natelaxx)
Tbh we should get rid of the electoral college
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason peopleThe person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
mood
I forgot I wrote this cuz someone else wrote one with bad pacing and off nyc speech and I got mad and did it over



